recently, whilst driving through the city doing some errands, I had the displeasure to come across the mythical creature popularly known as the giga fat dude on a mini bike. anyways I was in my lane signaling to turn right on an intersection, and when I was about to turn this massive whale almost hit my car right in the middle of the driver’s (my) door. I stepped on the brakes, look right into his soulless pig eyes and yelled “seu corno de merda!”. He was scared as shit tho, and tried to speed off but I just blocked his path for like 15 seconds. that’s when he threatened stepping off his bike, causing a magnitude 7 earthquake. So I just sped off home laughing my ass off.
sperging done. anyways that shit got me for real thinking why we call cucks “cornos” in portuguese/spanish/latin speaking countries. So I went and researched.
!!!and what I found will shock you!!!
no it won’t. the term (cuckolding) obviously comes from the bird (duh) cuckoo, whose females lay eggs in other bird’s nests. everyone knows that. but I wondered, why in so many latin languages, the term switches to corno, which translates to something like “horned”. it’s really curious why both terms come from really different animals and still mean the same thing.
mess with the bull and you get the horns
the word corno actually comes from the italian cornuto, which also means horned. so that’s where it comes from. but why horns?
likely it is because of the mating habits of the bovidae. if you’re not the bigger bull, you get the horns, quite literally.
getting the horn means literally getting cheated on in some latin countries (mainly spanish and portuguese).
but it could also mean just having something on your head. horns are a classic symbol of the devil, so the horn part could also have come from early christianity.
but in china, they have something similar, the cuck is said to be dài lǜmàozi, or in english, wearing the green hat. again, head stuff (altough this had to do with some laws for men and prostitutes, or a man married to an unfaithful wife).
also luigi from mario, wears a green hat, and with all the context it’s fucking hilarious.
anyways that’s it, i’ll dump some chinese esomemes I found while researching:
“OK! OK! OK! You are awesome! This hat is for you!” “be strong” “I have a green hat” “so angry” “you said you loved me but you still gave me a green hat”
this shit could go on forever but these were the funniest.
also, the fuck with those faces? are they the chink equivalent of the soyjak or sm.
tl;dr angry man calls other man {insert animal here} and says his wife is fucking other men.
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